💘 What Your Favorite Trope Says About You--

Let’s face it—your favorite book trope is basically your reader zodiac sign. It says more about your emotional state than your therapist ever could. Whether you’re deep in your enemies-to-lovers era or crying over a found family reunion, we’re here to read you harder than that morally gray villain read the FMC in chapter 22. 📖🔥

Buckle up, babe. It’s time to psychoanalyze your bookshelf.

✨ Enemies to Lovers

You crave chaos. You saw that sword-to-throat scene and whispered “romance.” You love tension, banter, betrayal, and redemption arcs that require years of therapy. You want your fictional couple to despise each other so badly they almost commit murder… and then kiss.

You’re either emotionally unavailable or your standards are unreasonably high. You call it “slow burn.” Your friends call it “unhealthy attachment.”

🫶 Friends to Lovers

You believe in love that grows like a soft, slow simmer… but you’re also so emotionally invested it hurts. You live for longing, inside jokes, and “I’ve loved you since we were 12” confessions. Your toxic trait is yelling “JUST KISS ALREADY” at 2am while highlighting sweet dialogue.

You say you’re fine, but you’ve cried over someone making soup for their love interest. It’s giving cozy, cardigan energy and we support it.

🏚️ Found Family

You are 73% heart, 27% tears. You love broken characters finding love and loyalty where they least expect it. You live for the gruff warrior adopting a teenage assassin, or the soft healer calling the group of emotionally stunted weirdos “home.”

You’ve probably sent someone a quote about chosen family at 2am and cried while doing it. We love your squishy heart and your need for book hugs.

😈 Grumpy x Sunshine

You’re the serotonin to someone’s unresolved trauma. You want that gruff, brooding, emotionally barricaded book bae who only shows softness for one person—you. Bonus points if he scowls at everyone except the sunshine MC.

You’ve fantasized about fixing someone’s emotional issues with love and light (and maybe a little spice). Basically, you’re the reason cold-hearted assassins fall in love.

🛏️ The One Bed

You’re here for the tension. The awkward glances. The shared blanket. The “oh no there’s only one bed” trope makes your brain go brrrr.

You live for the moment one of them builds a pillow wall and the other just stares at it like “seriously?” You’ve read 6 books this month and at least 3 had this scene. No notes. 10/10 every time.

🎭 Fake Dating

You think every problem could be solved by pretending to be in love until it becomes real. And honestly? You’re not wrong. You love the denial, the slow realization, the accidental jealousy, and the eventual “we’re not faking anymore” moment that breaks your soul in the best way.

You’re a drama queen, a hopeless romantic, and you absolutely have a dream fake dating scenario in your head right now. 👀

🕯️ Spicy Forbidden Romance

You're a little unhinged. Actually, you're a lot unhinged—and we adore that for you. You want stakes, tension, risk, and smut that could get your Kindle arrested. It’s not truly forbidden unless there's a secret, a scandal, and a possibility someone might die for it.

Your motto? If it’s morally gray, wildly inappropriate, or requires a secret rendezvous in a candlelit hallway… it's already in your cart.

🐉 Monster Romance / Paranormal Love

You’re not afraid of a little (okay, a lot) of weird. Fangs? Claws? Wings? Tentacles? All welcome here. You’ve fully accepted that your soulmate might be a 7-foot beast from another realm with a tragic past and an obsession with your scent.

You’re brave, bold, and not explaining your current read to anyone at Thanksgiving dinner. Respect.

🌪️ Love Triangle

You love the drama and the pain and the screaming in your head when you accidentally fall for both love interests. You’re the reader who refuses to pick a side until the bitter end—then emotionally spirals no matter who wins.

You’re either ✨Team Chaos✨ or a deeply indecisive romantic who just wants everyone to kiss.

💬 Final Thoughts:

No matter your fave trope, we see you. We are you. And whether you're crying in a coffee shop over a found family arc or kicking your feet over enemies who finally kiss after 400 pages of emotional warfare… you belong here.

Now go read something that ruins you. 💅📖